Dear Labour Party, please calm the f*ck down and grow up (Part 3 – The Return of the Labour Movement):

It’s time to dust off the gold bikini, infiltrate Jabba’s Palace, steal the plans to a new Death Star, and bring this trilogy of blogs on the Labour leadership to an end. So we wake up on 13th September, pour Venezuelan coffee into our #jezwecan mug, take off our Slavoj Zizek pyjamas and eat cereal […]

Dear Labour Party, please calm the f*ck down and grow up (Part 2 – #madness):

Ballot papers have been dropped, votes cast, Labour electorate hassled to distraction by candidate emails and it looks like Jeremy Corbyn will win the much-coveted Leader of the Opposition’s car on 12th September. (For all you Corbynite paranoiacs out there, that wasn’t a dig a political hypocrisy but a reference to my hero, Michael Foot’s, […]